Advanced Macking
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Before going out there and hitting on chicks, there several things you can do to improve your chances of getting good response rates. The first chapter talks about figuring out what type of woman you are looking for. Whether you want high society divas or trailer park sluts, you should figure this out before going out to market. 
The next chapter talks about improving your image. The better you look, the more likely they are to want to sleep with you. The next two chapters go over stuff that you may know. The reason it is included is that these image improvement methods are tried and true. You may know that cutting your nails is good hygiene, but not everyone knows that women usually check out your nails before checking out the brand of your watch.
The third chapter helps you figure out how to find a place to go where your chances are better than average. Women are everywhere (even at gay clubs) but pinpointing certain bars in certain neighborhoods where women go out looking for men is an art in itself. Furthermore, figuring out from these bars where your chances are greater is an even more complex challenge. There are, however several techniques that can be used to find out where to go on any night of the week.
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There are certain things that you should be doing to improve your image and hookup skills way before you go out. Since you are planning on using these techniques soon, I recommend you start doing all of these immediately.
1) Loose the gut: I mean just that, just the gut. Luckily for all off us with bigger bones, all we have to do is build enough abdominal muscle to be able to tuck your stomach in for a few hours at a time. Doing sit-ups wont help you loose much fat but it will strengthen your stomach. We don't have to loose all our fat and then build muscle to look like Brad Pitt. Fortunately, we'll be wearing clothes when we go out so they hide all your fat. The difference between a fat person with no stomach and a fat person with a stomach is that the former doesn't look like a fat person but rather a well built guy. Holding it in for a few hours may seem like a lot but it isn't. Once you start doing sit-ups, you can expect your ability to tuck it in to grow exponentially. 
2) Start tanning: Like my fat cousin Felipe always said "The best way to loose weight fast it to tan!" And it is true. You can look much more slicker if you have a tan and a belly than if you have just a belly and no tan. I usually tan out on the sun whenever I can (weekends) and tanning beds during winter.
3) Jingles: For many occasions, it is very helpful to have the cool rings bracelets, watches, earring and necklaces. They really do add a lot to your look. Go out there and get whatever it is that will help you achieve the look you are going for. 
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I'm gonna go over a list of things you must to do to look good for women. All the things in this list are simple grooming procedures that they notice if it ain't done:
Fix your hair style (make sure the back of your neck looks good too)
Shower
Nails cut
Wash face
Cologne, deodorant, and after shave on
Trim-nose hairs
Brush teeth
Use Visine (if eyes are red)
Tan
Shave between eybrows (no una-brow or monobrow)
Clean shoes
Bring breath mints
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Who you want is a tough question. It is, however needed to help you determine how to dress and where to go to find them. But to make it simpler, we'll rephrase it: " Who do you want to sleep with tonight?" Here is a partial list of types of women out there:
high society diva
traveling fucks
escort strippers
yuppie bitch
divorced fucks
club chick
bar fly
jock ho
college slut
groupie slut
trailer park slut
Notice how this list is arranged in order of income (or high to low maintenance). Once you figure out what you are in the mood for tonight (it may be more than one type of woman), you will be able to determine how to dress and where to go. Remember, the chances of you hooking up with any of these types of women are equal: high society divas have just as much sex as club girls and trailer park chicks. At the same time, you may think "well, gee, in that case I'll just go screw around with high society divas, and maybe marry into money!" Not so fast: you should choose your women at around the same level or below that you are in now. If you live in trailer park and you strive to talk to a HS diva, and she asks you to get her a glass of Moet and you tell her you don't know what that is, your cover is blown. Even worse, she could state she wants to sleep at your pad tonight! I don't want to be disheartening, but unless you are making it transparent that you are trailer park material and hoping that they have always fantasized about doing it on dirty sheets, your chances are pretty slim. On the other hand, if you feel pretty conformable around rich women, go for it, worst comes to worst you might have to spend some money to get a room at the local Holiday Inn. If she wants the Mariot, tell her you can't afford it. What usually happens here is that they tend to spring for the room themselves! (this has happened several times to me before, last time, the chick paid $260 for the best room, in cash!)
Once you have figured out what you want, you can the move on and figure out how to dress.
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How to dress is an easy question: the best. There is no reason for you not to be the best dressed person at any social occasion. Dressing well helps you on several levels:
Confidence: When you wear your best, you feel your best. There is nothing that drags you to believe that you are inferior to anyone else in the room.
Looks: Women can recognize a well dress man much better than guys recognize women. Women live and breathe clothes, so it is built in to their daily operation to make assumptions about what type of person you are. Their impressions and assumptions about you are always positive, if you are well dressed, you are also: well off, hygienic, healthy, professional, clean, well mannered and not a serial killer.
Their image: Women since they were girls have always dreamt " I want a tall dark and handsome man....", well, you can't do much about tall but you can fulfill the handsome need simply by always wearing your best at social occasions. They don't want to be seen talking to some guy who could easily be confused with the neighborhood bricklayer.
You may think :" But then I have to iron the shirt, dry clean the jacket the next day, polish the shoes before going out..." No, you don't have to do all that. I have streamlined my wardrobe to have only wrinkle free shirts and pants. Wearing my best clothes is just as hassle-less as wearing anything else. I don't dry clean the jacket every day (once a month at most), the shoes are polished once  month. The pants and shirts are washed together with the rest of the casual clothes.
Of course, there are several ways to be well dressed for each occasion. You don't want be wearing the same sport coat to heavy metal concerts or barbeques.
The best way to figure out what you need to get the best clothes is to skim through GQ type magazines and figure out what is fashionable this year. Then go shop at cheaper than name brand store for those same colors and cuts. All you need is one kick-ass set of clothes for:
1) classy events (like a gallery opening or piano lounge)
2) summer day events ( barbecues, ball games)
3) clubbing (ultra trendy clothes for clubs and high class parties)
4) week night (neighborhood watering holes)
There are ways to look great in all these occasions. Do your research.
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The simple method to find out where all the ladies go is to find out where they live and work. This may seem like a cop-out but in fact it applies to most US cities. Take Chicago for instance: Most single women live in the Old town/Lincoln Park/ Wriggley ville neighborhoods. These same women are young urban professionals that work downtown or in the same neighborhoods. So most of the time they are in their respective neighborhoods or downtown. Their weekly social life also falls into the same area. You can go to local Lincoln Park bars any day of the week and see local women hanging out, where as if you were to go to a bar on a week night in Rogers park you would only see truckers.
Here is a list of places to check out for the ratio of men to women. These suggestions usually render a higher percentage of women than other places:
1) Female friendly area bars: (look for areas with StarBucks, Gap and Crate&Barrel stores)
2) Coed College bars
3) Airport area bars (not airport bars, those only have men) where the stewardesses go after their shift.
4) Hospital area bars (where nurses go)
5) Concert halls area bars (where the groupies go before or after the show)
All these places generally have a higher percentage of women. To find out exactly where to go all you have to do is ask. For instance, to find out where the stewardesses party, go to your local airport and approach a below average looking stewardess, smile and ask
You:" Excuse me, what's  a good bar close to this airport?
Stewardess: " I like Barneys on 57th and Pulaski, that's where me and the crew from ATA go..."
And you are kosher.
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Entering the bar is a crucially delicate situation. This is where most of the women will be making their first impression of you, when they decide whether they want to sleep with you or not. How you act and carry yourself will determine whether they will want to talk to you. 

A thing me and my buddies try to do when we enter a bar is to "go in there blasting", meaning, we are going to walk in, spot the hottest chick available and march up to her and mack. This uses the theory " start from the top and work your way down". The point of talking to the hottest chick is so that all the other women observing you will realize that you usually deal with quality women. Regardless of the outcome of your quick 3 minute conversation with the hottie,  you will then be able to go mack on the second or third best, this time having the reputation of being a #1 type player. This is of course assuming your conversation doesn't go wrong visibily with #1.
Another advantage other than looking good to all the women in the bar is that, if you go in blasting, you wont be intimidated by the bar environment. You wont be thinking "oh my god everyone is watching me and if this chick pours a drink on my head I'll be the laughing stock of the bar and have to run home..." type shit. When you "go in there blasting", you don't give a damn. And this just-do-it mentality has always rendered better results.
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As soon as you enter, you should be paying attention. Who is with who. Where are most of the chicks?  On the dance floor, sitting, by the bar, standing, dispersed? Make notes of where they are and where there isn't much competition. Most importantly, you should be on the look out for single women. Try to spot them from the entrance. As soon as you do, head over in her general direction. If she is by the bar, order a drink next  to her.
If you don't see any single women available, just groups of people here and there, then do the "I'm looking for friends" approach, where you walk through the bar or club, checking out the rooms for women while pretending to be looking for your friends. This will keep you from looking like a loner (if you are by yourself) while at the same time let you spark a conversation with some chicks by busting out "excuse me, I'm waiting for some friends, can I sit here with you till they show up?" Believe me, 80% of the time this line works.
Once you do spot a chick you like, you should observe her for a least a few seconds to analyze a few things: what is she dressed like? (Is she in fuck clothes or work clothes?) What mood is she in? What is she drinking? Is there any sign that she could be with someone else? ( is there a half full drink next to her? A jacket?)
You may want to be on the look out till you land a chick to talk to. To do this while making yourself available in case they want to spark a conversation with you is to be standing at an accessible location. Don't sit down if you are on the hunt. If you are drinking with your buddies, position yourself in a way where you can see the chicks passing by while at the same time they can easily say something to you. 
 
A very important thing to remember when checking out the chicks is to make eye contact for more than just a split second, together with a minimalist smile. Eye contact is where it all starts. If you are standing up and some chick passes by and you two make eye contact and she is smiling as she is passing by, wink. A little wink will do. Ideally tied in with a slight friendly smile. Don't try to stop her. If she wants to she will. But remember her face. You should soon start work on her. See where she goes and who she is with. If she is with a guy, then be patient and wait for a cue for you to go talk to her. This opportunity will show up next time she gets away from the guy she is with: she may go to the bathroom, to the bar, to the cigarette machine etc. At that point, since you noticed her interest in you, you can approach her with a more direct opening sentence (i.e." Hi! I like your smile!" or something of the sort).
Although I know a lot of you are going to hate me for saying this: Try going without smoking that night. I smoke like a chimney my self. But there are a ton of negative, obtrusive disadvantages to smoking that get in your way of women. I know this because last time I went out without smoking a single cigarette, I made out with 5 women, slept with one. Its worth a try. To make it more interesting, you can only smoke if you bum it from a chick you are hitting on. That way, if she smokes, you can too.
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Order anything that is served in a glass as opposed to bottle. Wine, gin, screwdriver etc are all classy and served in glass. The reason for this will be explained later. Besides, the problem I have with beer is that it soon makes my gut stick out. It eventually reaches a point where I can't tuck it in any longer, loosing all my charm. Wine, gin and tonic or screwdrivers will get just as bubbly for the same amount of money, yet wont bloat you or make your breath stink. My favorite is gin: " The gin will make you sin".
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Your approach is a crucial part of the macking process since it is the first impression you make on her.
My grandpa once told me how he used to pick up chicks in his days. His method was so new to me because back then I used to think it was all about the pick up lines. But this method has withstood the test of time since the bronze age: make eye contact (with a slight smile on your face). If she responds in kind or soon makes more eye contact, you'll be able to tell if she is interested in you or not. If she is, you be able to approach her with better confidence.
Another one of my favorite approach method is to be standing next to them for a few seconds before you talk to them, as if you didn't go there to talk to them, you just happen to be there and she happens to be there. I.e.: she's sitting down at the bar, there is an empty seat next to her. Instead of going up behind her, tapping her on the shoulder and hitting on her, I'd rather go sit next to her, order a drink, and while waiting for the drink, say Hi and make a casual comment about something like the bar tender or music or bar. This way it doesn't seem like you went there just to hit on her. This same situation goes for cocktail parties where everyone is standing up: you pretend you didn't notice or see her till she is right next to you. Then is just a matter of turning and sparking up some chat.
Another important thing to remember about your approach is that you should never try to stop a woman in motion. If she is going from A to B, she has no interest in stopping at C just to hear your mack. This, of course, is different if she is just strolling through the club or bar. The difference between the two is speed: if she is going to the toilet, she is going to the toilet even if you are Brad Pitt. If she is looking for her friends which apparently haven't arrived yet, then she is yours for the killing. 
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Forget pick up lines like " your legs must be tired from running all over my dreams" or "want to go for pizza and a fuck?" The only line you will ever need goes like this:
"Hi!" (smiling)
This little word is so powerful because everyone's natural response is to say Hi! back. So when you say HI!, you are really passing the hot potato on to her. She will then say Hi! back and usually follow through with a "How are you?" At which point she is starting the conversation. You should then proceed and talk to her. 
Mimicking her mood and style is very important: It will subconsciously make you two seem more compatible than if you were to talk loud and happy while you respond in quiet and depressed. If she is calm, stay calm; if she is happy, get happy; if she is serious, act serious.
A cute little approach technique I've used to talk to women that are hanging out in a group is to position myself (with my homies) next to their group. Because it may seem kind of awkard for me to stick my head in there and hit on one chick in front of all of them, I just make eye contact. If she is responding, I follow it with a 'come here' hand gesture, with out saying anything while maintaining a smile. At this point she will have two options, to say no with her head or to come over. If she comes over, you are kosher and can move to the next chapter, talking. If she doesn't come over, you can then wait a bit, finish hearing your homies' stories and then head over to her. There you can spark up the conversation with several opening sentences (All of these said in friendly, smiling manner):
" Oh, you are too good to walk five feet to come talk to me?" 
"When Mohamed wont go to the mountain,..."
" So, we finally meet..."
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A word about confidence. Confidence is always picked up on women's radar. They can tell, within five minutes of talking to you, whether you are a confident person or not. This is not to be confused with arrogance: you don't want to talk to her like she is below your standards. The difference is that you can talk to her without getting nervous, being able to listen when she is talking and treating her as if you are not after her.
The problem with confidence is that it is very hard to fake it for long periods of time. But there are certain things to do and not to do that will read "definetely confident on her radar screen":
1) look at her straight in the eye
2) smile ( not a sly grin like "let's have sex")
3) straight posture
4) no nervous ticks (like jiggling coins in your pocket or scratching your ear)
5) don't be intimidated or leave if another guy tries to talk to her while you two are talking.
6) don't jump in to "dating" related topics, as if you were trying to get her number too fast
7) keep your topics uplifting, like you are some sort of super guy at work, at exercise, with people or social life
8) get just as excited, serious, sad as she is: a fake laugh at her joke will do more damage than good.
9) if she has to go somewhere in the middle of your conversation, let her. If she insists she will be right back then give her five minutes. Any longer than that move on to someone else (unless you know you two were getting along great. If she gives you one of those "I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be right",  move on or wait for her from a different location where you can see her but she can't immediately see you. If she does come back and is looking for you, you can then step forward and pick up where you left off. If she doesn't come back, at least you wont be standing there like her puppet.
10) don't say your sorry or ask for permission for asking personal questions.
The topic of confidence could go on forever, but what I usually do is pretend I already have a girlfriend that looks great and that is lots of fun. If you can simulate this mental state, it will come through and convey that idea to her.It will spell out " I'm used to girl of your caliber and I'm yet to be impressed by you". At this point, it will be up to her to have to work hard and convince you to talk and discover her, not the other way around.
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The reverse tractor beam mack was developed by Ron Jule and is probably the best method for reversing a turn down from a chick back into positive ground. This one is great to have on your holster whenever your approach doesn't go as planned.
The main idea is to approach the chick using the "Hi" method (or any non generic pickup line method). If you get turned down in disgust, you then reply to her in even more disgust that she has the arrogance to think that you were trying to hit on her, when you were just trying to have a friendly chat or just making a comment.
Example:
Guy: Hi! May I buy you drink?
Chick: I don't go for your type!
Guy: Excuse me? (with a disbelief smile) I was just trying to be nice to you by offering you a drink. Where did you get the idea I was after you? I'm just trying to be friendly and chat with you!
At this point, she has two options:
 1) to go on acting like bitch like she's all that (which would make her feel like a real bitch and shallow person)
or
2) to realize that she made a rather presumptions assumption and try to make amends for her rude reply.
They usually try to make amends by being extra nice to you from that point onward. You can then carry on with you conversation.
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For years I could never tolerate why bar and club owners would want to create a social environment by playing music louder than the human voice. I always had to shout my mack lines at the women I wanted to hit on, making the process virtually impossible: you end up screaming at some one you are trying to seduce.
After ten years of getting below average results through traditional macking, I realized that I could use the fact that it is loud in there to my advantage: it's so loud I have every right to talk to them (in normal tone) in their ear.
What I went to further develop was the boob touch. This is another technique to push the right buttons and make them extremely horny for you.
It is extremely important to understand that these techniques are the most crucial part of your mack. These are the ones that get them aroused and in sexual (or at least kissing) mode. Luckily, there aren't too many ways to go about screwing them up: you would have to spit in their ear or spill your drink on her shirt for it to not work.
For an ideal situation, two conditions have to be met: 
1) you both should be standing
2) you both should be in a relatively loud environment.
If she is sitting across the table from you, then you have no chance of using these techniques. If the environment isn't loud, you can still whisper but it will seem like you are trying to whisper when you could be talking normally. Fortunately, most social environments have some type of music playing in the background, whether it be a club, bar, lounge, gallery opening, cocktail party, house party or ball.
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If body language communicates 90% of what is said during courting, then talking to them in their ear (or whispering) should be responsible for about 50% of that. The ear is a very erogenous zone. AND WOMEN LOVE IT WHEN THEY ARE WHISPERED TO. Everyone does. If a below average chick says something remotely sexy in your ear, you will be way more turned on than if she said it to you face to face. The same goes for women. So if the bar is loud ( and you should look for above average loudness bars) you have every right to use this technique: she wont ask you "why are you whispering in my ear" because she knows it's loud.
When you start talking to her, immediately reach for getting your lips around 9 inches or so from her ear. Then if she is responding by letting you talk to her in that manner, try to get closer and closer as the dialog develops. If she isn't backing away everytime you are responding to something you are saying, and if she keeps asking you questions or is trying to make conversation, you know you are good and can go on with this method. Within five minutes you should be talking to her IN her ear, as your lips should be almost touching her ear. 
While you are carrying out the whisper technique, you should be also working on the second seduction method called "boob touch".
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Ah, the boob touch. The most secret, valuable and guaranteed technique to making them yours. If there is one technique I want you to take with you its this one.
The boob touch technique works like this: You are both standing in a club or bar, you have already approached her, sparked a conversation, and while talking (whispering) to her, you hold your drink with both hands in front of your chest and stand very close to her. This is a standard "I'm just socializing" position. By having your gin and tonic (or what have you) right in front of your chest, you try to ever so  slightly touch her boobs (not the nipples just yet) while you are whispering to her. Don't bring attention to it, it is happening merely as an unintentional accident: you are trying to make sure she hears what you are saying by talking to her in her ear, but because you have to reach over to her ear, your knuckles are accidentally brushing against her boobs and nipples. Proceed to repeat this throughout your conversation, quickly brushing against her nipples. Again, if she keeps making conversation it means she is enjoying it (green light). Sometimes you will notice that they just start asking the most bland and pathetic questions, meaning, " don't stop cause I love it". Keep this up for as long as you feel like it.
 
The boob touch can also work if she is sitting by the bar: lets say she is on a stool and you want to hit on her: approach her from the side, as in, don't stand in front of her knees (since you wont be able to reach over to her breasts. Stand next to her (next to her legs) in a way that you can have easy, access to her tits while talking to her.
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If you are both sitting, the situation gets slightly harder. You two can't be reaching over to accidentaly be brushing against her breast. So in this case, you can use other parts of you body to make contact with hers, after all, its about the physical contact.
If you are both on bar stools and you are facing each other, you can make both of your legs softly interlock with hers during an attempt to reach over and better hear what she is saying.
If you are both sitting at a table, facing each other, at least your ankles should touch, hopelly proceeding to a footsy, where you run your ankle along her leg.
If you are both sitting at a table, perpendicular to each other, your knees can touch.
If you are both in a booth, next to each other, your elbows, legs and knees can come in contact.
If you are sitting on a bar stool, and she comes around but doen't have a seat, offer yours. If she says no ( they usually do) then stand up any way, claiming you sat too much at the office. Then, if you are both standing up, you can carry out the boob touch <http://www.advancedmacking.com/Access/Thank_you/Advanced_Macking/Talk/Boob_touch/boob_touch.html>.
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The "go somewhere" technique is the third part of these advanced macking techniques. We'll explain how to propose the idea of going somewhere else and where to go in case she is interested. The goal of this technique is to make out with her. The reason you want to relocate is so that you can get her away from her highly judgemental friends.
Let's say the conversation has been good cause she is physically turned on. At  this point, she would be asking you whatever questions comes to mind just to hear and feel you talking to her. This has been going on for a good half hour ( or more). You can now use the "go some where" technique to shift the situation from " we're just talking at a bar" to "we're are now officially on a date". Other than reestablishing the relationship between you two, you also get to take her away from her friends who would be bugging her to go home or to watch out for guys like you.
Another reason why you would want to relocate is that you can test to see how much she likes you: if she is willing to go with you to another bar, she is probably willing to check out your pad afterwards.
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There are two ways to play this scenario out:
1) You take her to another bar or lounge or club. This is the ideal one since it will guarantee that you two are now on a date and that no one else is going to interrupt you.
2) You two go to some corner, patio, balcony, nook or private area of the bar or club you are at.
Of course, this isn't to say that you may first take her to another part of the bar to sit down on couch, make out and then take her to another bar.
For scenario one, my personal approach is "This place is too [insert complaint here (loud, smelly, obnoxious, lame etc)], let's blow this joint: I know this one cute little lounge that's open till 5am!" If they have been with you for at least an hour talking and you are getting along socially and physically, they wont say no.
If number one isn't possible, then strive for number two: bust out a "let's go get some drinks" or "do you wanna go out for some fresh air?" This should help distance her from her friends while making it seem like you two are together.
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Needless to say, the next spot you choose should be somewhat different. Since you two are now getting romantic, you would be better off choosing a place that's somewhat quieter or more suave/sexy, like a lounge. You should do this research before so you know exactly where to go. Of course this is different if the chick you are with is like a clubber or some real freak. Regardless, you'll be able to tell where she would like to go. If you absolutely can't tell, you can always reverse the scenario and ask her " what's good that's open till five?" At this point, if she knows a good spot she will almost insist you two go there. 
Cab to get there. Don't drive if she saw you have more than two drinks. Girls get very nervous when they drive with someone they don't know and that person could be drunk. Cabbing makes them feel more secure about leaving since they know you wont be able to kidnap them and dump  them over bridge.
Another great reason to cab there is that you two can make out in the back of a cab. Chicks love that.
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If you haven't kissed her by now, you should be planning on doing so very soon, or the fire will burn out and the chemical reaction will be over.
If you have been kissing either at the old place or in the cab, consider yourself in for more. Kiss all you want, because, she wont sleep with you if you two have just kissed for less than five minutes.
You can get more affectionate and physical, so take that to your advantage and try to further enhance her libido. The more on fire she is, the sooner you will be able to ask her to check out your pad.
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Your ability to bring them back will depend on how well you applied the first three techniques. If you two have been passionately involved for the last hour or two, you can then get her to come over using several approaches.
The first and "so straight forward it's a legitimate question" approach is: "All these places are closed but I could go for a glass of wine. Wanna go back to my pad and party? " The second approach is "let's go look for some after hour parties", when your goal is to just bring her back to your spot. The third approach is ask to be invited in when she has asked you to drop her off.
All these approaches can almost guarantee you to get laid on a one night stand. The key thing to remember is that when trying to bring them back, you can't give her the impression that you just want to have sex with you (unless she has already told you she wants it). So you have to make the whole "going back to my pad" scenario seem like it happens every week on a friendly, non-sexual level. To create this impression, you might want to slip it into your dialogue earlier: " last week me and some female friends stayed up till the sun came out and watched it  from my porch, it was so beautiful since I haven't seen a sunrise in years..."
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The "wanna party approach" can be helpful when you want to bring her back without having to be sneaky about it. You are plainly asking her if she wants to go back an drink some more, smoke up, check up on your dog... whatever you can come up with. Together with the question you may let her know that your place right down the street, making it a convenient place to go. By asking her plainly, you  also convey the notion that you are not asking if she wants to have sex; you are asking her to just come hangout.
Although this is the simplest approach, it is not the most guaranteed one, since she may see right through your invitation and deny it. I recommend using this approach when you feel she really likes you and is very physically aroused.
Note: This one does come in handy when you are in a group, consisting of both your crew or her crew. They wont feel unsafe if there are in a group.
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My preferred approach is to motivate her to go look for some after hour parties with you. You then go outside the closing club, and ask the people outside if they know of anything going on. The chances are they wont "unless you are outside a really happening club", so you then struggle a bit more and then suggest you two go back to your place. Reason this method works so good is because if you do a good job at motivating her about further partying, she will be wanting to party more. After finding out there is no after hour, she will still be fiending for another drink, meaning your place will do just fine.
There are various permutations of this situation. The best one occurred to me a few weeks ago. Me and this chick are leaving the bar because it was closing. Outside are my homies and their girlfriends. I tell everyone we should look for an afterhour. They all agree. I ask around and there ain't shit going on. So I tell the crew that we will have one at my place (while winking at them). They all respond says "Ok, see you there in 5 minutes". Me and the chick cab back to my place where we are thinking all the crew is gonna be. In the meantime I'm fixing her a drink, and they still don't show up, except for one roommate who comes in and goes to sleep. Now, me and this chick are alone in my room, sipping on wine, Portishead music on. It was just a matter of kissing her again and taking off her clothes, and pushing the right buttons.
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The third and last resort of approaches to sleep with them is the "invite me" method. Basically, if she asks you to drop her off, not because she doesn't like you but because she is tired, you drop her off, walk her to her door, and simply ask her if she is going to invite you in. If she says no followed by a good excuse then fuck it, you are out and all you can do is get her number and maybe start setting up a date. If, on the other hand she denies it with nothing better than " no, I better not...", then you ask her if you can use her to use her bathroom. "No I better not" means she is undecided and wants some convincing. Once inside, refreshen you breath and throw some cologne on. Then come out of the toilet and give her the most romantic kiss of her life, for as long as it takes. You can then lay her down on the floor right there or you can carry her to her sofa or bed (whatever is nearest).
If for some reason she starts giving you the "oh, you just want to come in so we can have sex", you can either:
a) bust out the reverse tractor beam mack and reply saying something like "what? I was hoping we would have a good time without sex, you know, talk and shit..." Of course you don't mean it, but by saying it you can be sure to be able to stay the night. If she lets you stay, try the passionate kiss again, followed by your hand between her legs.
b) or say " Yes", if you think she will appreciate the honesty.
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A key thing to remember during the few hours you have spent with the chick is to never talk about sex. No need to ask her if you two will end up having sex tonight or what her favorite position is or if she ever had multiple orgasms. The reason you don't have to touch on the subject is because it is already assumed. If she has made it to your place, she is bound to have sex. Bringing it up before time will only turn her off.
If, however, she brings up the subject, keep it minimal. Don't dwell on how many chicks you've had or how often you have it. This will only read "STDs" in their antennas, a total turn off. Simply mention that you've had long term relations in the past and that sex just got better and better as you and your ex-es learned more about it. This will render you as safe and clean, as well as an experienced partner.
If you are virgin, remember this: during sex, you are the customer service manager and she is the customer. Please her before yourself. Learn to (find) and push the right buttons, how to make her feel special and how to bring her to climax. Sex for guys means ejaculating. For women it is about the whole experience: from the music to the incense, to the foreplay to the bouncing. And always wear a condom. If they are sleeping with you the same night you two met, she has probably done this before.
This concludes AdvancedMacking. Thanks for reading this book, I hope you try these techniques and get laid at least every week, with a different one of course. And please, let me hear your stories <mailto:abcd@cflash.com>.