Mr J - give m: hhey netfreak: yo Mr J - give m: sup? Mr J - give m: told u she was hot:P netfreak: heh Mr J - give m: did i lie? netfreak: i didnt netfreak: i'll have some soon enough Mr J - give m: its just me here now shes in the shower Mr J - give m: you can tell me what you thought Ari: niggers are black Mr J - give m: and ari has no penis netfreak: i think i'm going to date your girlfriend Mr J - give m: haha Mr J - give m: good luck <<< netfreak is now known as mr. seduction >>> Mr J - give m: haha Ari: hi nf :D mr. seduction: yo Ari: long time no see mr. seduction: indeed Mr J - give m: the only person you are seducing is your sister mr. seduction: no Mr J - give m: heh Mr J - give m: yes mr. seduction: i guess you didnt hear about my road trip to see your gf last year Mr J - give m: hahaha Mr J - give m: ill let you talk to her about that one Mr J - give m: imam have a shower mr. seduction: lol Mr J - give m: we just had a 4some with your mom and sis Mr J - give m: i need one mr. seduction: theyre out of town Mr J - give m: thats what they told you mr. seduction: dude they just phoned me from vancouver mr. seduction: i conclude that you are a liar Mr J - give m: we have a telephone switch mr. seduction: oh really Mr J - give m: oh yes Mr J - give m: so when was this road trip? mr. seduction: oh it is hard to recall mr. seduction: but love was in the air Mr J - give m: where does she live? mr. seduction: a day, none like the rest, with birds chirping on a warm summer day mr. seduction: that is irrelevant mr. seduction: my heart was my compass Mr J - give m: haha joels in the shower, you never went on a road trip to see me,LIES ALL LIES mr. seduction: lies mr. seduction: how can you say that mr. seduction: DID IT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? Mr J - give m: well if your penis is so small she cant feel it it doesnt count mr. seduction: i see it took you considerable time to generate that insult mr. seduction: perhaps it is not what your heart says Mr J - give m: no i take considerable time to shower you know probably one of the things you shoudl do to get a woman mr. seduction: i bathe in love, my dear Mr J - give m: haha lame Mr J - give m: beaten by a stoner mr. seduction: haha what Mr J - give m: dont pretend like you dont know mr. seduction: i cannot hide passion Mr J - give m: nate bailed on us tonight so were gunna invite his sister instead mr. seduction: is she hot? Mr J - give m: little too skinny, but sure mr. seduction: i'll take anything Mr J - give m: alright, if she says no well get you a hooker mr. seduction: i have a better idea <<< Ari is now known as Ariafk >>> mr. seduction: lets go to dinner and a movie Mr J - give m: i dont swing that way man Mr J - give m: but im flattered mr. seduction: ok who the hell am i talking to now Mr J - give m: dont pretend like you dont know me sweetie mr. seduction: this puts us in an interesting situation Mr J - give m: yeah, i got some fuzzy handcuffs for ya mr. seduction: that sounds interesting, provided of course you are not joel Mr J - give m: ;-) Mr J - give m: check out picture 55 in root mr. seduction: aha mr. seduction: ahhaha Mr J - give m: now 57 mr. seduction: BLOODY FUCK Mr J - give m: i take it your donenow? Mr J - give m: ;-) mr. seduction: put the lady back on Mr J - give m: nates not coming tonight mr. seduction: i'm not talking about nate Mr J - give m: hello beautiful, would you like to be my bitch? mr. seduction: AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT JOEL Mr J - give m: thats a risk youll have to take mr. seduction: i'll pass Mr J - give m: damn, your loss, its leslie mr. seduction: oh hey baby mr. seduction: no wait mr. seduction: YOU'RE JOEL Mr J - give m: lol how do u know mr. seduction: i have this bad feeling in my stomache <<< guest is now known as SunKing >>> Mr J - give m: 57 again mr. seduction: .... Mr J - give m: sucks to be u doenst it mr. seduction: no mr. seduction: it sucks to be mr j mr. seduction: because i'm going to stomp his ass Mr J - give m: haha mr. seduction: well i'm gonna practice guitar mr. seduction: since i'm such a cool motherfucker Mr J - give m: are u still coming over later mr. seduction: i might stop by.. i'm gonna pick up some food later. mr. seduction: that is, if my car works Mr J - give m: if u do, go over by strokers mr. seduction: whys that Mr J - give m: and drag him here mr. seduction: i have fears of touching people who call themselves stroker Mr J - give m: we all do Mr J - give m: u dont have to touch him, unless u want to ;) mr. seduction: .... mr. seduction: i'm afk <<< guest is now known as Tex >>> mr. seduction: hey joel mr. seduction: you should download How To Get Arrested 2 mr. seduction: its in member creations in the members section mr. seduction: encoded in xvid mr. seduction: walking dog <<< guest is now known as Kelly >>> <<< guest is now known as Zman >>> <<< unnamed is now known as -[StRoKeR]- >>> <<< guest is now known as newt >>> -[StRoKeR]-: Paul -[StRoKeR]-: Get -[StRoKeR]-: The -[StRoKeR]-: Fuck -[StRoKeR]-: Over -[StRoKeR]-: Here -[StRoKeR]-: NOW! <<< guest is now known as El Capitan >>> <<< guest is now known as El Capitan >>> <<< view is now known as El Capitan >>> <<< guest is now known as kkkk >>> -[StRoKeR]-: Paul -[StRoKeR]-: Fagget -[StRoKeR]-: Answer now Adam.Atomical: ari Adam.Atomical: wtf Adam.Atomical: change the oil every 3000 miles? mr. seduction: heh mr. seduction: HEY SLUT Mr J - give m: i love you paul haha mr. seduction: wtf Mr J - give m: haha its not joel.l. mr. seduction: GOOD Mr J - give m: haha mr. seduction: but mr. seduction: the question is mr. seduction: ARE YOU STROKER? Mr J - give m: hmmm Mr J - give m: am i? mr. seduction: i dont doubt it Mr J - give m: haha Mr J - give m: ok Mr J - give m: you lose again! mr. seduction: oh sorry honey Mr J - give m: haha mr. seduction: well i think i'll head down there Mr J - give m: joel isnt here Mr J - give m: lol mr. seduction: huh mr. seduction: where'd he go Mr J - give m: to the store mr. seduction: with stroker? Mr J - give m: no Mr J - give m: by himself mr. seduction: stroker is there? Mr J - give m: yeah hes ont he phone i think mr. seduction: distract him and sneak out. we'll have a lovely evening at the local strip bar Mr J - give m: im not old enough :( mr. seduction: lol mr. seduction: never say no to mr. seduction Mr J - give m: lol looks like i just did mr. seduction: damn Mr J - give m: haha id never get in, some lady trhoughti was 15 mr. seduction: you can borrow some of my birth certificates mr. seduction: er well they all have guy names Mr J - give m: i dont think that would work :p mr. seduction: how about we let this smooth talking pimp handle the dirty work Mr J - give m: haha sounds good Mr J - give m: where do we find he smooth talking pimp? mr. seduction: that wasn't the desired response Mr J - give m: haha i know:P mr. seduction: i'll be down there in maybe 30 mins mr. seduction: dont tell joel Mr J - give m: y not? mr. seduction: when i get there i'll have to duel him Mr J - give m: hah okay mr. seduction: fight to the death <<< mr. seduction is now known as mr. seduction is out >>> Mr J - give m: lol ull probbly get here before ihm mr. seduction: i have preparation Mr J - give m: wut is it mr. seduction: you'll see Mr J - give m: lol is it antrhax and ur gunna get arrested? mr. seduction: hahahah mr. seduction: close Mr J - give m: wuts with the glasses in those ? mr. seduction: perhaps mr. seduction: its what pimps wear Mr J - give m: haha oh ok mr. seduction: if i find them, i'll wear them tonight mr. seduction: just for you Mr J - give m: haha ok:) mr. seduction: so are we on for dinner friday night? -[StRoKeR]-: BURRRRp Mr J - give m: haha ull hafe to ask joel -[StRoKeR]-: Where the fuck is Paul mr. seduction: forget joel Mr J - give m: hes ocming Mr J - give m: im not forgetting joel mr. seduction: joel is the past -[StRoKeR]-: tell him to hurry the fuck up mr. seduction: i am the future Mr J - give m: and whos the present? mr. seduction: maybe stroker mr. seduction: because i'm not there yet khemfusion: What kind of faggot shit is going on in here? Mr J - give m: the best kind of faggot shit mr. seduction: ok i'm gonna get ready now mr. seduction: i'll bring a sleeping bag too mr. seduction: ya never know :D Mr J - give m: haha ok Mr J - give m: joel beat you! Mr J - give m: haha mr. seduction: fuck Mr J - give m: he watns to know if ur drinking mr. seduction: i will not be khemfusion: heh mr. seduction: but i will bring pop khemfusion: Oh boy mr. seduction: hahaha shutup slut khemfusion: Netfreak, you are drinking and smoking khemfusion: just do it (tm) Mr J - give m: pusssssy mr. seduction: .. Mr J - give m: nates got pussy for ya mr. seduction: dear god mr. seduction: i am now afk khemfusion: I'm downloading "Dr. Stranglove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb" khemfusion: and "Beastie Boys" DVD anthology khemfusion: awesome Mr J - give m: the gbest beastie boy song is girls khemfusion: Maybe if you're retarded? Mr J - give m: are u saying im retarded? Mr J - give m: dave yo uwanna die? khemfusion: Girls is just a song they made up when they were smashed in the tour bus Mr J - give m: yeah and it kicks as Mr J - give m: s khemfusion: (rope a dope) -[StRoKeR]-: NF, joels going to killu khemfusion: I do not sniff the coke, I only smoke the sensimilla khemfusion: The Best in Mens Clothing khemfusion: Call, Pauls Boutique, ask for Janice khemfusion: the number is 78-498-1043 khemfusion: That's Pauls Boutique and they're in Brooklyn mr. seduction: joel can try mr. seduction: i'll be ready khemfusion: This would be an enjoyable fight to watch, since you both are under six-feet tall Mr J - give m: hes kinda drunk, so you have a good chance mr. seduction: heh i'm gonna go have a smoke before i leave <<< Mr J - give me shrooms is now known as Mr J >>> Mr J: u smoke? khemfusion: cigarettes Mr J: why would do that! Mr J: HAHA khemfusion: He won't smoke marijuana though, it's bad for you Mr J: and cigarettes arent? khemfusion: Marijuana makes you gooo insane Mr J: joels a hofrny bastard!haa khemfusion: You got one thing right khemfusion: He is a bastard Mr J: haha Mr J: andhorny Mr J: she likes it Mr J: so does your momma mr. seduction: man mr. seduction: i love this burnout drama mr. seduction: ALL HAIL QUEEN KHEM khemfusion: What you say <<< Mr J is now known as Leslie is the best >>> <<< guest is now known as rei >>> -[StRoKeR]-: Paul you homo mr. seduction: what the fuck mr. seduction: i'm coming right now khemfusion: Hey dudes khemfusion: what is going on khemfusion: Some kind of meeting at Mr J's prison complex? Leslie is the: prison comple Leslie is the: haha khemfusion: seriously -[StRoKeR]-: NF, ui there? khemfusion: He is sitting on the trunk of his prelude khemfusion: looking out over the lake khemfusion: smoking a cigarette khemfusion: trying to decide if he should start smoking marijuana -[StRoKeR]-: tell the fucker to gtet over here khemfusion: Okay, I'll just use my FUCKING psionic powers to mind-link with him -[StRoKeR]-: fucker khemfusion: No, you <<< guest is now known as jjh >>> <<< guest is now known as rei >>> <<< mr. seduction is out is now known as mr. seduction is zzz >>> Leslie is the: heh fuckin stroker Leslie is the: still on the phone Leslie is the: and wtf is this pink righting shit