MEMORANDUM
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TO:     All Employees
FROM:   Management

RE:     Special High Intensity Training


In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work
possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our
program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our
employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company in town.

If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see
your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for
special attention.

All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all the
S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested
in helping us to train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding
Lecture List, Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L. - S.H.I.T.) Program.

If you have further questions, please address them to our Head of Training,
Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. - S.H.I.T.) Program.

Thank you.


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Boss in General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G. - S.H.I.T)