Email SubjectsWe do alot of our correspondence via email, and we are firm believers in having the subject header of an email have as little to do as possible with the actual content of the letter. For your amusement, here are a few of our favorite subject titles. Feel free to use them as ideas for mid-term papers, etc. Hey, send us the story you made up and we'll post it here! ...from sometime in the distant past up to the relative present SUBJECT:The ferocious and relentless mating rituals of the platypus. SUBJECT:Double agents posing as hamsters in upper class Chinese society. SUBJECT:The unfaltering honor and bravery of my socks. SUBJECT:The sacrifices one must make to successfully maintain braided armpit hair. SUBJECT:The alchoholic and combatative nature of the dandylion SUBJECT:Confusion between orifices when using preperationH and pologrip. SUBJECT:The requisit role of walruses in the advent of Marxism. SUBJECT:Tweety Bird's seemingly indirect involvement with the fall of the USSR. SUBJECT:The reasons carpet doesn't taste like it used to. SUBJECT:Ventriliquism: Fun pastime, ultimate career goal, or encouraged schizophrenia? SUBJECT:Periodic Elements: Universal necessities or occasional snacks? SUBJECT:Inflamed urethras and their diverse environmental tea parties. SUBJECT:Why wearing a cape in public is no longer considered fashionable. SUBJECT:Why "cheeto fingers" are considered erotic in rural America. SUBJECT:The ongoing battle between caffiene and the bowels. SUBJECT:The suprising results of drinking milk thru the nose and then laughing. SUBJECT:The benefits of generous helpings of wet, coagulated lint. SUBJECT:The joys and wonders of mid-life chryptorchism. SUBJECT:Justifiable reasons for the consumption of silica gel. SUBJECT: SUBJECT:Pets with opposable thumbs: The true yet evil nature of cloning. SUBJECT:Loincloths in the 90's: Groinal freedom or horrid fashion faux pas? SUBJECT:The cruel defamation of carrots in modern cinema. SUBJECT:The overbearing and sometimes obsesive love for dung beetles. SUBJECT:Continuous expulsion of gas via multiple orifices: Pros and Cons SUBJECT:Monkey Boy and the Seventh Sister: Love and Lust in a nunnery SUBJECT:The Joys of the Sentient Sponge SUBJECT:The slightly retroactive behavior of the Swedish Mudskipper SUBJECT:Feline Fellatio and the Human response... SUBJECT:This week on the Discovery Channel : Invalids of the Wild. SUBJECT:Puffs kleenex brand that didn't make it : Zesty Lemon & Mace SUBJECT:Employing Parrots as Coffee Tables SUBJECT:Why can't I Gnash Anything but my Teeth? SUBJECT:Viscious Attacks by Imaginary Pets SUBJECT:Favored Plumber Topics: Dangling Participles and Brownian Motion SUBJECT:How Birds of Prey Deal with Mid Life Crisis SUBJECT:The Magical Suppository Uses of the Vienna Sausage SUBJECT:The Seemingly Infinite Uses for the Cheese Squiggly SUBJECT:Spontaneous Groinal Combustion SUBJECT:Wool knit or denim? The grave choices we must all make. SUBJECT:A drink that didn't make it: Smegma Colada SUBJECT:Can you spare $.25 to help feed a starving albino squirrel in E. Jersey? SUBJECT:Angry Rabbits demand own holiday...Groundhog has no comment SUBJECT:Excremental Cross Linking and the freedom of clusters... SUBJECT:shoulder mounted excretory orifices - The reasons aliens are so pissed SUBJECT:Glade Plug-In Suppository's: smell fresh on the inside SUBJECT:Freak cravings for the spinach cigarette SUBJECT:The increased call for Mexican Jumping Beans in Icelandic Law Enforcement SUBJECT:The important role of boiled scallops in the development of civiliztion SUBJECT:Marmaduke vs Heathcliff: The No Holds Barred Battle of the century SUBJECT:The rythmic and graceful mating rituals of the feral pig SUBJECT:Why is there no up front parking left at Special Olympic Events? SUBJECT:Intestinal Strangulation... SUBJECT:Cuban Policies concerning NAFTA and other bodily functions SUBJECT:Personal Applications : Sauerkraut as a deoderant SUBJECT:Solar Powered Jock straps with optional hi fi stereo SUBJECT:Electrical rectal thermometers and the like. SUBJECT:This program has caused a general protection fault in mybutt32.dll SUBJECT:Why CD's don't have scratch-n-sniff labels SUBJECT:Convolsive repsonse to enigmatic flatulation. SUBJECT:Waxing poetically over the bygone 16bit era. SUBJECT:No salt or pepper! Addition of condiments may alter forensic taste test! SUBJECT:Metaphysical Bindings of the left most interior dash light. SUBJECT:Flamboyant otters pimping tree bark on 12th street. SUBJECT:Malfunctioning vertebre and their ill effects on proper procreation. SUBJECT:It's all in one, give one to all :motto of the three pamphleteers. SUBJECT:If there were more of me, I'd be a whole bunch of people. SUBJECT:Cream cheese overdose...the subdued, evil plot of the bagle. SUBJECT:Field mice and their voyeristic tendencies. SUBJECT:Inconsistencies in the space/time continuem leading to chaffed calves. New Ones... SUBJECT:Amazing adoration and allure for anothers alliterations. SUBJECT:rhino spleens with extra horsey sauce.... SUBJECT:Deck the Halls of Medicine SUBJECT:Seedy seedlings who seemingly support selfless sedation. SUBJECT:The genuine gentility of the gentile gentleman's gentle genitalia. SUBJECT:If the copyright office also delivered pizza, we'd have a free pie right now. SUBJECT:The intrinsicly good quality of breaded deep fried frog spleens. SUBJECT:Quivery, tingly sensations encroaching upon my nether regions. SUBJECT:Balloons at children's parties...one of the many uses for old cholostomy bags. SUBJECT:Photos of Fidel Castro covorting nude with Kruschev in the Bay of Pigs. SUBJECT:Removing the peanuts from your feces...save tenfold on snack costs!! SUBJECT:Barium enemas and how they can improve your cereal. SUBJECT:Green Apple Splatters Syndrome and it's Effects on TP Consumption SUBJECT:Who the hell ate my muffin? SUBJECT:Kicking out the cynder block holding up the coach that is my life. SUBJECT:Crutial Elements in the Construction of Boroque Style Igloos. SUBJECT:Riboflavin as a means to entertain the masses. SUBJECT:Gillette targets Neanderthal man in new ad campaign. SUBJECT:Self induced vomiting coupled with a large mound of sour cream. SUBJECT:Plastic entrails as a tasty, nutritional midnight snack. SUBJECT:Corporate advertising campaigns advocating gasoline huffing. SUBJECT:Mucous encrusted donuts...breakfast is finally fun again. SUBJECT:Cool refreshing glasses of placental fluids... SUBJECT:Recipe for Deep Fried, Beer Battered Sasquatch SUBJECT:Convoluted Unisex Operating Systems SUBJECT:Prosthetic limbs in nature...ecological turmoil? SUBJECT:Gastrointestinal calcium deposits and their effective role as hor'devours. SUBJECT:Fluorescent, Voice Activated Suppositories. SUBJECT:The Starr report...government controlled porn gone awry. SUBJECT:Hydrating Conditioners with Aloe...the downfall of the teddy bear empire. SUBJECT:The truth comes out...Ken Starr was jilted by Clinton in college. SUBJECT:Snorting Dorito crumbs...deadly addiction or harmless passtime? SUBJECT:Instant coffee implemented as a torture device in POW camps. SUBJECT:The joys of third party suppository implementation. SUBJECT:Phalic references in the MSVBKB. SUBJECT:Les singes ont normalement les ânes extrememly rouges. SUBJECT:Massive redirective exodus of all orally ingested beverages. SUBJECT:Blood pudding on rye toast - Ward off any and all unwanted advances. SUBJECT:Highly evolved monkeys and their right wing socialist dogma SUBJECT:The Darwin theory applied to seedless grapes. SUBJECT:Handi-Wipes...evil socialist tool or hygenic allie? SUBJECT:Diglycerides and Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate in my pants... SUBJECT:Rocky J Squirrel...man or woman? SUBJECT:The superior ergonomics of the female derrier. SUBJECT:New ID flavor....Motor Oil and Cinnamon ...and the list will continue to grow. Back to the Nonsense Page