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  Msg#: 7154                                         Date: 05 May 96  14:00
  From: Randy Roller                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Diary of A Cow
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 * Forwarded from the 12:UNI-COMEDY conference on the TAS-BBS BBS.
 * Original from SETH WHETSTONE to ALL dated 05-02-96.

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Diary of a Cow

Mon:  Grazed.  Chewed cud.  Followed everybody else. Pretty uneventful.

Tue:  Found a salt lick. Very Tasty

Wed:  Stood in the shade awhile.  Followed everybody back to the other
      side of the field.

Thur: Mooed a lot.  Gossiped with Daisy and Bossy.  Had fun.

Fri:  Swatted flies.  Scratched on a fence.  Very relaxing.

Sat:  Car honked at me.  I didn't look up.  This frsutrated them.
      Had a good chuckle.  
      

 -- SPEED 2.00 #2649: Sleep? Did you run out of coffee or something?

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  Msg#: 7165                                         Date: 07 May 96  21:08
  From: Randy Roller                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Headlines. . .
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 * Forwarded from the 22:UNI-CHITCHAT conference on the TAS-BBS BBS.
 * Original from TERI LORRENCE to ALL dated 04-28-96.

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Snitched from RIME:

No need to read further, the headlines say it all:

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
     The New York Times, November 22

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
     The Los Angeles Times, November 2

`Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
     Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Alcohol ads promote drinking
     The Hartford Courant, November 18

Malls try to attract shoppers
     The Baltimore Sun, October 22

Official: Only rain will cure drought
     The Herald-News, Westport

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
     The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
     Newsday, July 11

Man shoots neighbor with machete
     The Miami Herald, July 3

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
     The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
     The New York Times, March 10

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
     The Los Angeles Times, March 2

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
     The Oregonian, January 28

Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
     The Buffalo News, February 26

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
     Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
     Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25

Economist uses theory to explain economy
     Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8

Bible church's focus is the Bible
     Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
     Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6

Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
     The Chicago Tribune, March 5

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
     Journal of Commerce, April 20

 -- SPEED 2.00 #2649: Dependency is slavery by mutual agreement.

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