Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going
wrong?

Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what
Chinese mothers use? Perhaps toothpicks?

What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten?

Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be
easier to just hire taller dancers?

How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?