TACKER:  jordo01 (Jordan McMillan)
SUBJECT: 10 Good Geek Quotes
DATE:    06-Oct-05 14:02:01
HOST:    sdf

 1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand
    binary, and those who don't.

    (Upgrade suggested by yardsale (Jim Berkey) on 07-Oct-05: There are
    10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those
    who don't, and those who count from zero.)

 2. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

 3. I'm not anti-social.  I'm just not user friendly

 4. My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you
    wanna trade cards?  Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this
    but not my charizard.

 5. My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.

 6. Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    All my base
    Are belong to you

 7. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

 8. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source
    code

 9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in
    human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

10. The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
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