Red Sea Broadside Number 4 Goofy's Brush With Despair from The Last Century: Selected Poems copyright 1992 by Laurance Wieder Picador Australia 140 pages; $7.95 US for information, or to order contact Red Sea fax: 516.475.9673 / voice: 516.475.1142 e-mail: mosesmuses@redsea.com Laurance Wieder Goofy's Brush with Despair I went out and bought myself A new suit off the rack For a long time I'd been hoping The right girl would come along But when I got back home I looked in the mirror And began to cry, and changed Into my old clothes again. I'm more comfortable looking At where I've been than where I'm going. As it says in this here book, There's no way of telling whether Other life exists beyond the stars. It's mighty dark tonight. I wouldn't sleep well knowing Someone's staring down on me From outer space. In fact, I don't sleep well not knowing. Last time I fell asleep I dreamed That agents of a foreign power Headed by Black Pete, had chained Mickey and Minnie to a rock And rolled it off a cliff Into the ocean. Only I Could save them, but I stared Like I was hypnotized And didn't care. I don't think I could have saved them anyway. At least I could have tried. I'd better drink some lemonade. # .