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\title{Why You Shouldn’t Call the Police Pigs}
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\relax Pigs mind their own business  &  Cops don’t  \\
\relax Pigs have curly tails  &  Cops have guns, capsicum gas, boots, fists\dots{}  \\
\relax Pigs are very intelligent creatures  &  Cops have animal cunning, but are basically fucking stupid  \\
\relax Pigs shit in their stalls  &  Cops shit on the people  \\
\relax Pigs grunt when they’re happy — like when they’ve been fed  &  Cops grunt when they’re happy —  like when they’re beating someone up.  \\
\relax Pigs are our friends  &  Cops are our enemies.  \\
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Police — calling them pigs is an insult to pigs


(we recommend you call them filth)



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Savage State

Why You Shouldn’t Call the Police Pigs





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Retrieved on January 1, 2005 from \href{http://www.cat.org.au}{www.cat.org.au}





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